being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
mothergoddamn answered: NOT TO ADVOCATE VIOLENCE BUT LET’S BREAK HER FINGERS
I initially searched for “salad fingers” for an image response. My stomach is pretty strong, but please remind me never to ever do that again, ‘kay?
So, I’ve been absent. In short, I relapsed. Hard. Then I was stalked online and off by a rather nasty piece of work who ran any joy I got from fandom through the mud and I’m finally feeling comfortable enough to post again.
It’s good to be back. How the hell are all of you?
I made my connection in Köln with two minutes to spare. Had I missed that train? I’d have been forced to crash in Germany tonight.
I wish I’d missed that train. Free cheese on the Eurostar doesn’t make up for being back in the UK.
Drawn Together actually makes *more* sense in German. Huh.
Also, I have decided I’m going to move to Berlin and make art.
Busy day on the Museum Island. Followed up with jugged hare and watching Spongebob auf Deutsch im bett.
First class travel on DeutschesBahn entails being handed complementary peppermint creams and SuDoku to apologise for delays.